If you were a flooper, how many noops would you boop?

I would definitely noop 4 boops, but only if I was a flooper.

Okay, but if you were a kermit, how many kermits would you kermit?

Oh, 3 kermits for me for sure.

If there are 12 people, how many of them are you?

I’m probably at least 4 of them, but it depends on how many of the people I am. If I’m more than 4 of them, then I’m probably at least 6, but otherwise the answer is definitely 3.